Oh Kilmarnock. Home of, The Scheme, Kilmarnock Football Club and not much else. I have previously stated that I had seen one image which summed up Kilmarnock : An overweight man, in the bus station, in a Rangers top, smoking a fag and pushing a pram - filled with beer. Well, yesterday I saw another one. Someone had obviously decided they would bike to work, but of course, one can't just leave a cycle in central Killie can one? So this person had, sensibly, decided to use a bike chain. However, the thieves of Kilmarnock were not to be out-done... The bike had it's back wheel stolen, the only part which wasn't chained down. Brilliant. Almost beats the time somebody stole a "no waiting" sign.
Secondly, got in from work today, to find some mail. Among these was a letter from some religious types. Well, I say a letter, it was more a pamphlet. It said only this : "Remember, Jesus rose from the dead"... Well, thank you, but that doesn't really help me as I'm mopping the floor does it? The day I become a religious man is the day I get a pamphlet saying : "Allah is salvation. P.s, you're out of milk"
Thanks for reading :)
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