Yes, it was one of those nights. You lie in bed, exhausted and KNOWING you have to be up in the morning, yet you just can't seem to fall asleep. Ridiculous questions pop into your head for no reason, such as Justin Bieber? That's it, just that, I mean really Justin Bieber? Makes no sense to me. And why is it acceptable for girls to want to shag the Bieber? He's like 12 is he not? It's just shedophilia (that's paedophilia for girls)! I wonder if they'll still want him when he's a 27 year old drug addict, photographed offering blowjobs to lepers while mumbling 'Baby' through a mouthful of lepery tramp penis. Incidentally, I hope to be the first person on the internet to have used the phrase "lepery tramp penis". In fact, I'm hoping that was a unique phrase in the English language. Another sure-fire example of insomia, is looking up ridiculous things on Google. Last night, I attempted to substantiate my theory that all the nazis from World War II are in fact now living on the moon. Hilariously, Googling "Nazi Moon Base" actually throws up quite a few conspiracy theories! Hey, 3000 insomniacs can't be wrong. On the plus side, I also Googled the Doctor Who Christmas special (it's extremely sad that the main reason I look forward to Xmas is that there is always a new-Who) and it seems they started filming it just a few days ago. The main reason I mention this is a gratuitous excuse to have a picture of Amy Pond on my blog. Talking of gratuitous usage of images of people I love, I heard the new Katy Perry song yesterday too. I'm really not sure. Needs more listens! (Yes, I like Katy Perry, I also like Nirvana and while we're on confessions, Coldplay. Deal with it) Anyhoo, dear readers (of which there are probably about two) I'm off to the moon to find Hitler and free the alien concentration camps of Mars.
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